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laterzsherlock:

toastandmarmaladies:

My parents seem to have forgotten that my sister and I are called Jo and Liz, and so insist on calling us LizJo and JoLiz. 

My mum once called me Steve. That’s my dad’s name. He’s a middle aged man. I am not. It’s quite hard to confuse us. 

laterzsherlock:

toastandmarmaladies:

My parents seem to have forgotten that my sister and I are called Jo and Liz, and so insist on calling us LizJo and JoLiz. 

My mum once called me Steve. That’s my dad’s name. He’s a middle aged man. I am not. It’s quite hard to confuse us. 

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